Dear Spammers:

I might actually have to FRIKIN CUSS in this post because I am SOOOOOO FRUSTRATED with my COMMENTS!

OK, I KNOW THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO SPAMMERS and I really don’t want the other people who do not spam and are readers of this blog to have to bear with me, but I really need to get this word out to all the people who go “copy and paste” random links on the comment section and just do that for ALL the places they can comment.

The rant:

I DON’T GIVE AN EFF ABOUT WHATEVER ISH YOU ARE TRYING TO SELL TO ME VIA COMMENTS ON MY BLOG BECAUSE I AIN’T EVER GONNA CLICK ON THE LINK!!

Dear Spammers: I really really really really (really x infinity) hate you and your darn annoying link comments with all those numbers and symbols and everything. IT’S MAKING ME STRAIN MY DARNED EYES AT MY EFFING COMPUTER SCREEN. I AM SO EFFING TIRED AND SLEEPY.

Sometimes it’s about stuff that doesn’t even have any apparent connection to me… “Buy 1000 new readers for 10% less than the original price!” etc. (I know I’m a blogger, but I am a BROKE ONE)… Honestly, if I spent my money on STUPID things like those “readers” I’d have two million readers by the second day I’ve started this blog. Not that I won’t spend whatever amount of money they ask you to pay on better things like clothing and food and gum and grape soda and books.

To those of you who are selling me iPhone cases ANYWHERE, I don’t even use and iPhone. NOT everyone in the world uses iPhones, I use a Samsung Galaxy Note II. THAT IS A BIG DIFFERENCE. (In size too.)

Sometimes I can’t believe the most faithful of the spammers are the ones who put in RANDOM comments with random symbols and numbers and letters, and CONTINUOUSLY do that OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I got 33 of those messages in 2 days!

Let me end the rant with: Spammers, either SHUT UP or GET OUT. If you SHUT UP, we will both be happy, and if you chose to GET OUT I’m not gonna miss you. It’s a win-win. Spammers, It’s a hard life for us. All I ever get is comments from that number gibberish you send me! Be a good man and leave me alone in peace. If I spend half of the time trying to decipher your comments studying for tests I will be a straight A student (Gym exception, and you know it.) by now. SORRY FOR THE EXTREME EXAGGERATION. BYE. *stomps away in frustration*